COME TO OAKLAND!!!! YOU CAN STAY HERE
5106842927
I CAN TRY AND GET YOU WORK

Come to Reno. You are wanted and loved in Reno.
People will throw work at you. We will throw bikes at you.
We will throw up on you, but only if you don't duck.

Please, no matter where else you end up come to Weeeeknow.
for at least a pit stop.

You can stay wherever the hell you want.
All of us will take you in.

I would even dare to say, that most of us have tried to
contact you about work at one time or another, but you
weren't ready to reply. We're ready to receive you now.*

*You can check out any time you like,
but you can never leave.